Once you find yourself in a long term relationship and living with your significant other you are inevitably going to encounter what I call “the toilet seat problem”. Here are 5 tips to HOPEFULLY make this problem GO AWAY:
Tip 1: Ask Nicely.
Start by being the “good cop” – ask him nicely to please remember to put the toilet seat down after use.
Tip 2: Start Nagging.
Do what most women do best – NAG! Nag when he leaves the bathroom and it’s up, nag at the dinner table, nag in front of friends at a dinner party, nag until he can’t stand to hear about it anymore and he is forced to simply put it down.
Tip 3: Place A Sign Above The Toilet That Resembles A Public Bathroom Message.
Use emasculating wording and bad rhymes like “put the seat down after you tinkle”, “so I don’t frown put the seat down”. Take these down when you have friends over, but maybe leave one up when his friends are around for a boy’s night – he’ll soon stop his bad habits.
Otherwise install one of these:
Tip 4: Potty Training.
One could also start using positive reinforcement training (it works for dogs so why not cavemen) – give him a treat when he remembers to keep the seat down – try a hug, maybe one of his favorite chocolates, if all else fails use more persuasive methods …
Tip 5: Desperate Times Call For A Lady To Do DIY.
If all else fails it’s time for you to do some home improvements. visit your local hardware store buy some strong double sided tape and TAPE THE SEAT DOWN! Problem solved.
The Lady Of Write 
WAHAHAHA! Really enjoyed this. There is just too much wrong with the potty mouth thing, hahaha
Haha! Enjoyed this post too! Bet it’s the frustration of most ladies!